Not dead, just in Canada

September 26, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

I’m not dead – I’m just in Canada.
If you’re in Canada too, you should come see Me here! (If you’re not, don’t worry, I’ll be back in Chicago soon enough.) In particular though, I’m going to be in Toronto over the Canadian Thanksgiving (Oct 9th-11th), and I’d love to see some lucky sub there!

I’m off gallivanting here and it’s keeping Me quite busy and happy.

I miss My Chicago people though, and can only use My phone through My computer. So call My webcam and give Me your regards!

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(The button lies – I’m not away right now. My webcam listing is just pending. Send Me mail and we’ll get it sorted out if you want to talk right now though.)

Random things that have made Me smile lately:

I went to an estate sale, and along with all this kitschy Midwestern grandma stuff, I found a leather outfit and a riding crop. The outfit wouldn’t fit Me, but I got a nice crop for $5! I was so happy to see it sitting there incongruously with all the terrible t-shirts and porcelain holiday platters!

From Sleep Talkin’ Man:

“Don’t! I’ve warned you before, and I won’t say it again. Never come between a man and his nipple electronicafier.”

From Threadless:

Alice’s Sewing Basket

This is so appropriate because I sew like a maniac!

New Phone Number

July 01, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

Thank god, I’m finally done moving! Now I just need to finish unpacking…

On the moving note – new things for the summer. I’m going to be in Milwaukee about half of the time for the next two months. I’m DEFINITELY still doing sessions at Holy Mountain and would much prefer to see people there. However, if you’re a Milwaukee person and can’t make it down to Chicago, now’s your chance to see Me. (Especially if you’re a masseuse. I seriously need a massage right now.)

More permanently, however, I have a new email and phone number. I’m now reachable at mistress.in.wonderland[at]gmail.com and at (414) 810-6849.

You can always call Me on Niteflirt as well.

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Finally, happy article of the week : Selfish Lovers Are Better Lovers (from the Early 2 Bed blog)

YES! I always knew it!

Post-Party

June 24, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

I’m moving right now, and exhausted. (Why does moving always happen when it’s hot and/or raining?!) So, bits from the last week:

Lucinda’s party last Saturday was so much fun! I can’t believe it was over a week ago though! It was one of the busier parties We’ve had. There were a number of new subs, but some familiar faces that I hadn’t seen in a while showed up, so I was well pleased with the mix. I had fun pouring wax and ice over two subs at once. :)

Tuesday I went to Karaoke Night at Roscoe’s with some of My friends and nearly everyone there was impressively good! Now, where’s the fun in that?! Thank god someone did the worst rendition of Iris ever, and saved the night! Really though, I’d forgotten how much I love karaoke! I have a machine back at My mom’s house with what are now horribly out of date discs, but this made Me seriously want to revive it.

I discovered the hilarious YouCondoms and oh my god, I want some with My face on them! I would give them out instead of business cards!

Lightening

June 23, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

I’ve been bad about posting – I’m in the middle of moving, among other things, but holy shit! My mom’s store just got hit by lightening and went up in flames and she only just got out! I’m so shaken up right now! If My place got hit by lightening, I think the worst part would be I don’t know if I could get My cat on time. I have the cat carrier right next to the bed just in case.

Sick

June 05, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

Oh my god, I’m so sick right now! I just want to eat sherbet to make my throat feel better and read.

Other things are going well though. I won a writing award for a piece I’d been working on for quite some time and the dress is going slowly but surely and looks beautiful.  I went to the Amanda Palmer concert on Wednesday, which kicked ass. She’s so fierce! I love that she’s married to Neil Gaiman. Anyway, it was a good excuse to wear a fabulously hot circuit-board print latex top I just got. Give Me a call if you want to come see it! (Just wait a couple of days until I don’t feel like death warmed over.)

Mistress Lucinda’s party

June 01, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

is coming up soon!

Biking

May 24, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

My god! I biked 45 miles and probably walked another 2 or 3 on a bike tour of Chicago (and back home afterwards) today, which was the hottest it’s been this year, and I am dead. (Obviously, I did get another bike.) I’m exhausted, My vag is so sore, and I’m sunburned in random places where My sunscreen wore/was sweated off! I wasn’t tired or sore until I actually made the mistake of stopping in at My girl’s, taking a shower, and sitting down, whereupon I died.

And I feel awesome! It was really fun going through the city, the big cheeseburger I got to refuel with felt like the most delicious cheeseburger ever, and biking along the lake on the way home just felt amazing with the wind off the lake keeping Me cool and all of this power in My legs. I’m in a very tired good mood.

And I am going to bed.

Fabrics

May 19, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

I love texture. A lot. I’d say more than I should, but I can be a big believer in excess. I work with fabrics a lot – both artistically/ in a fashion sense and (in another way artistically) as much as I can in sensory deprivation. I sometimes have to stop Myself from making *ahem* inappropriate noises in fabric stores when I’m feeling different velvets and silks, which are my favorites.

Right now, I’m working on making a replica of this dress.

There’s no point in making something so fantastic out of mediocre materials, so I’m only using silks for the body of the dress (plus a more solid lining to hold the structure, and shimmer tulle for the tail bit).

Extra fun: I went to a shoe-covering workshop on Saturday and learned how to cover shoes, so I’m making myself shoes to match. Again, you don’t make a dress like that and not have exactly the right shoes to go with it.

So, to anyone who wants to fund My artistic endeavors, any sessions I get in the next two weeks will be towards that.

Bad day!

May 19, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

I’ve been working on an incredibly difficult dress, which is a replica of a couture gown from the 50s, and spent literally 4 hours on a 5 inch seam today. I was grumpy, but then a lovely email from a sub who is commissioning Me to make a dress for Mistress Kit cheered Me up, along with a Stephen Fry audiobook, and a session. I was in a much better mood when I came back from the session, only to find out that some asshole stole My bike!!! I am so pissed off right now! My bike is both how I get around efficiently, and just generally something that makes Me happy! Damn it!

I’ll post something happier tomorrow, but for now, I retain the right to be pissy about My bike.

Play party!

May 14, 2010  //  Posted by: Alice  //  Category: Uncategorized

Party tomorrow night at 7! I’ll be there and I’ve missed y’all, so come see Me. Info’s below and you MUST RSVP to Zaynab (mistress@mistresszaynab.com) as soon as possible. Hope to see you there!

WHAT TO EXPECT: For those who don’t know what that means… You arrive and are greeted by the lovely Priestesses of Holy Mountain. You can have a snack and a drink and chat. Enjoy the home-like atmosphere. You are allowed to roam free and examine and try out all of our toys and equipment, and, if you get up the courage, play with the Dommes with whom you click.

Often you’ll see or get involved with spanking, impact play, cross-dressing, foot worship or domestic servitude. On really creative nights someone might end up suspended in the bondage bed, or playing with electricity, or completely mummified and deprived of their senses. We’re pretty much open to anything. The only thing that is not allowed is good old fashioned sex!

Most of all, it’s a casual, relaxed atmosphere where you can have a good time and get to know some very kinky friendly Ladies. We also welcome couples to come in and explore.

HOW TO DRESS: You are welcome to dress up in fetish gear or cross-dressing outfits at the party. You’re welcome to walk around in nothing at all, or in slacks and a button up shirt. Come as you are or as you want to be – however you feel comfortable.

BYOB: You’re welcome to bring alcoholic beverages, but no red wine (it stains and we have expensive rugs!). Just don’t over-do it. Anyone inappropriately wasted will be asked to leave. Play safely and sanely!

DONATION: The $50 donation is to cover the cost of the party as well as keep Holy Mountain up and running for another month. I have to stress that there are no services offered for pay at the party. Everyone there is there to meet and have fun, but the donation doesn’t guarantee you get to play with anyone. Chances are you’ll find many people willing to play, but technically you’re not paying for that. You’re just helping us keep the space alive.

RSVP: You MUST RSVP to attend these private parties. There is a strict guest list, and we need to know that you’re coming. NO ONE gets in without being on the list. If you’ve been to a Kinky Arts event before, you’re IN! You’re already our friend and just need to e-mail and let us know you’re coming. Or if you’ve had sessions with any of the Dommes who rent Holy Mountain, you’re also a-ok with us.

If we’ve never met you we’ll need to check you out – a reference from a Domme we have met serves that purpose well. If you don’t have a reference, that’ ok too. You can get in with our friends over at http://roomservice2000.com. We trust them, and a membership with their web site gets you access to our parties and private events and makes it super quick and easy to set up appointments with Pro Dommes! Just sign up and send us your membership verification info! You’ll find being RS2K verified makes your life very very easy.