today’s special treat: some cutie patootie pics from the archives that i took with my friend two winters ago. i don’t even remember why we took these. i think maybe we just wanted to feel sexy! there is something i find really poignant about these cheesy d.i.y. sexy pics. very slumber party.
my visual imagination is really sharp right now. as in, when i talk to people on the telephone and we chat about our mutual interests, i get vivid and sudden pictures of what a scene might be like. i can see how i might tie them to a chair with my special patented Magenta Crochet Bondage Strap, what angle the chair is to the wall, what angle i am to the chair, what i am wearing, etc. i see in exactly what position i will spank them and the kinds of facial expressions we will both wear. also subtle things, like when i will be in view and when only my voice will be sensible. spontaneously it comes to me in my mind’s eye what moments would be ripe for what activities. my creative mistress juices are flowing now, so to speak. do seize this moment, if you know what’s what, and gimme a ring!
(312) 637-9391 x7
in other news, our spring party has been moved to next next weekend, i.e. saturday the 17th. it is a tax relief party! do your taxes then come get a whoopin from your favorite mistresses. i tell you this now because i have gotten some inquiries and want to get people started on the planning/rsvp process plenty early. email Mistress Zaynab at Mistress@MistressZaynab.com to attend.
i realized a neato thing. when i posted about niteflirt below, i said you have to click on that button to find out if i am available. now you see, i get to flip a little invisible switch whenever i want to and decide if my phone takes your calls or not. as it happens, that button itself magically KNOWS when i have flipped the switch on and changes accordingly! oh modern science.
now i am very busy because i need to take care of a lot of important things before attending trivia at an undisclosed location in chicago. i must, for instance, listen to more muzak while spacing out in my room, eat some leftovers, and contemplate the spider costume i am constructing for my upcoming video. i will probably also roll a little smelly joint with some old sage and ground cloves and burn it to see what it smells like.
but first i would like to share with you my latest AWESOME spam along with some accompanying images i selected for your viewing pleasure. this will make sense after you read the spam: i managed to find a representation of the controversial otter/manatee carving to which my spam refers. manatees must indeed be strict vegetarians as all other images of these gentle giants eating showed them clearly gnawing on ocean greens, suggesting they are indeed the adorable sea bovines they are reputed to be. additionally, i unearthed a charming carving of a madonna and child, manatee-flavored. and just to spice things up, i am tossing in that old classic, auto-fellatio walrus. thanks, lucinda, for introducing me to one of my fave internet animal pals. enjoy!
Gists as to what
the manatee is like, it is of interest to note that the carving of a
second
otter with a fish in its mouth has been made to do duty as a manatee,
although the latter animal is well known never to eat
fish, but, on the contrary, to
be strictly herbivorous. Thus Stevens gives figures of two
carvings in his “Flint Chips,” p. 429, Figs. 65 and 66, calling them
manatees, and says: “In one particular, however, the
sculptors of the mound-period committed an error. Although the lamantin
is strictly
herbivorous, feeding chiefly upon subaqueous plants and littoral herbs,
yet upon one of the stone
smoking-pipes, Fig. 66, this animal is represented with a
fish in its mouth.” Mr. Stevens apparently preferred to credit the mound
sculptor with gross ignorance of the habits of the manatee, rather than
to abate one jot or tittle of the claim possessed
by the carving to be considered a representation
of that animal. Stevens’s fish-catching manatee
is the same carving given by Dr. Rau, in the Archaeological Collection
of the United States National Museum, p. 47, Fig. 180, where it is
correctly stated to be an otter. This cut, which can scarcely be
distinguished
from one given by Stevens (Fig. 66), is here reproduced (Fig.
6), together with the second supposed manatee of the latter writer (Fig.
7).
MISTRESS DELIYA IS AVAILABLE TO PLAY THROUGH YOUR TELEPHONE.
are you …
A) a lurker?
B) outside chicago?
C) agoraphobic?
D) into TOTAL MEDIATION?
then you might wanna try out this phone talkin thang. click on the guy above, and it will tell you if i am available, how to call, etc. for now, i will aim to keep regular hours in the afternoon. we will see how that goes. lotsa folks call the regular number and seem to be pretty chatty. i strictly limit that to convos about basic interests and appointment scheduling. seven minutes twenty-two seconds tops. for calls seven minutes twenty-three seconds or longer, we will now switch to nite flirt, where i will talk to you all fuckin day.
once again, watch it to the very end, muffins! or else i will love you just a little less.
i woke up ass crack early today after staying up till 4 as i had a bureaucratic errand to run in a strange part of town. any occasion i have to visit a city nook i have not explored is always appreciated. this one seemed pretty ghetto.
turned out to be the wrong office anyway, and by then it was too late to go to the right one. this put me in a really good mood. something about the absurdity of such an outing, combined with exhaustion, can be slightly glorious. nothin like feelin all loose and fuck-all on a monday morning.
so my friends and i had monday night talking heads dance parties for awhile at the university. in my super-8-ified memory we would end up in a dorm room on like west 114th street jumping around on the bed, like when you stayed at a hotel with your parents. sounds wholesome as shit saying it now. it seems that i am reviving that on this blog. if you are reading this and watching the above video, i encourage — no i COMMAND — you to spank yourself a few times and jump around for a minute or two spastically.
i am excited about the video vashti and i are making at holy mountain. all of us who are making new videos for this group project are meeting today to talk about production. yay! ours will be very beautiful and spider-themed.
gots another muzak to share. this song played in my head EVERY SINGLE time i walked the last few blocks to holy mountain this winter.
i talked to someone on the telephone yesterday about psychological domination. YES! i am into it. psychiatrist role play is a fave, and i would LOVE to learn more hypnotism techniques. i mean, this is kinda like kinky therapy, right?
lastly, i just stumbled across this video in internetland. the song popped up, bizarrely, at the japanese karaoke thing i ended up at a few nights ago. it apparently wants to be in my life, and now it shall be in yours.
i will post my niteflirt info soony soon soon. i am gonna be so good at telephone domination.
this video makes me crazy happy. watch it to the end!
sometimes i get the most awesome spam in my mistress deliya account:
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falsi fier mourn er tinin ess overs oul misju dged agitp rop
brine enume rated mytho mania misco unt boule vardi se curts ey
shotl ine shemb e schem atise limp trach eal super bazaa r
love,
MD
pee ess: lucinda is gonna help me set up my niteflirt account real soon. hit me up on it, muffins. my phone etiquette is outta control. xoxo
